Him: A friend of mine wrote a screenplay he'd like to see produced.
Me: That's cool. What's it about?
Him: He wanted to write a mystery.
Me: Mysteries are great. They can be a lot of fun.
Him: I know.
Me: So, what is it about this mystery that's interesting?
Him: It's about two teenaged girls who--
Me (interrupting): Stop! Let's do it.
Him: But...don't you want to hear the story?
Me (uninterested): Nope! It's got the two things that matter most in a film.
Him: What's that?
Me: "Teen" and "Girls"...trust me, it'll sell!
Him (suspiciously): Say, are you seriously a director?
Me: Oh yeah, absolutely!
Him: Sure, whatever.